A friend and I were talking recently about whether “God” is a man or a woman. Regardless of your beliefs and opinions on this subject…this is something that we can talk about on another blog or forum. But, the conversation got me thinking…is Google a man or a woman in it’s mannerisms, ideas, actions, etc. I believe Google is a woman, and here’s what I came up with:
- She’s a tease
- You have to spend money to make her notice you (although she says this isn’t true)
- She always gets her way
- She can’t make up her mind
- She has millions of men (and some women) looking to get on top of her
- She’s good with directions
- If you’re bad, she doesn’t speak to you or ignores you completely. Then you have to beg to get on her good side.
- She wants to save the world
- She can be a bitch
- She’ll take your money without you even knowing
- She likes cosmetic surgery
- She’s very picky
- She loves to dance
- Foreplay for her needs to last a long time
- She doesn’t get turned on very easily
- She wants a commitment and not a fling
- She’s moody
- She’s gotten bigger over the years
- To be happy with Google you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all
- She has the last word in any argument
- She dislikes porn
- She can be anal at times
And there’s my observations. If any of you have more that you would like to add, leave it in the comment section with your url, and I’ll give you a backlink.
